Shoes? Bah I can't believe I'm saying this but

I'm in a shoe rut, I'm dried out shoe wise, it's temporary don't worry my lovelies. I know that it is my bank accounts way of ensuring I do not go shopping before NYC, though I have to say I saw this lovely convertable dress... anyways back to my shoes. I love shoes, I must not go all bi-polar on this issue too, *yogic breathing* I would have to say as much as I love pom poms and all that I love a good classic shoe, the kind Ms. Von Tesse pulls off. So in honor of her and the shoes (the red ones) I wish I had for an upcoming party I will be attending in an attempt to *cough* seduce *cough* someone, these:

I am S&P and I am addicted to shoes... but just look at them!

So I think we've made it very clear that I have an issue/addiction/obsession with gorgeous shoes, and so on that note J has requested that I start posting all the shoes (generalized) that I would love to procure. Numero Uno on that list is these - the real McCoy, a pair of Louboutin platform, almond toe, animal print pumps. Why because I believe that these are possibly sexier than a pair of boots. I know that just about every man I know would disagree, and thus why I do own a pair of boots and not these shoes, yet. I will not be buying these shoes because, well there are many other to be purchased as well, but their lower end counterpart will not go unloved. I was trying explain this need for these shoes to J, that they represent a guaranteed sexy pick me up. These are for me the thing that a manicure, a pair of skinny jeans (Sex in the City - Miranda) or one of the numerous other weapons women hide in their repertoire for that special real date, I loathe my JLo day or I can't believe my barista didn't give me my regular free latte, my flirting mojo has lost me day. That and well most days I feel too Audrey for my liking and not enough Marilyn, maybe that rocks some men's boats and even women, but it doesn't do it for me and I hope these shoes do it for someone, as I need all the help I can get.